{"id":5767,"date":"2024-07-15T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-07-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/serialectrice.com\/?p=5767"},"modified":"2024-07-12T08:50:30","modified_gmt":"2024-07-12T07:50:30","slug":"mots-d-excuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/serialectrice.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/15\/mots-d-excuse\/","title":{"rendered":"Mots d&rsquo;excuse &#8211; Patrice Romain"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-vivid-green-cyan-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5c7d3f6bb369d22af630f843c0bdfefc\">R\u00e9sum\u00e9<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:19px\">Retards, absences, indiscipline ou probl\u00e8me de cantine\u2026<br>Cent fois par an, les parents d\u2019\u00e9l\u00e8ves ont \u00e0 parler pour leur rejeton. Papas poules ou mamans tigres, leur mauvaise foi n\u2019observe aucune limite. La faute au chien, qui est mort, \u00e0 la pluie ou au beau temps\u2026 Leur imagination\u00a0est sans bornes quand il faut inventer, \u00e0 leur inexcusable chenapan, les plus improbables mots d&rsquo;excuse.<br>En voici, r\u00e9unies par un ancien professeur, un piquant \u00e9chantillon. Ou quand le plus beau m\u00e9tier du monde devient aussi le plus rigolo\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-vivid-green-cyan-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-f23c8b2a16e312961195b63e6e32e882\">Mon ressenti<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Par curiosit\u00e9, et \u00e9tant du m\u00e9tier, j&rsquo;ai demand\u00e9 \u00e0 lire Mots d&rsquo;excuse de Patrice Romain. Il regroupe dans ce recueil tous les mots d&rsquo;excuse qu&rsquo;il a re\u00e7us dans sa carri\u00e8re. Enfin, les mots qui ont retenu son attention pour leur caract\u00e8re dr\u00f4le ou affligeant. C&rsquo;est le troisi\u00e8me ou quatri\u00e8me opus et je n&rsquo;ai jamais lu les premiers. En refermant le livre, je me suis clairement dit que ce livre \u00e9tait \u00e0 destination des profs et qu&rsquo;il risquerait de froisser des personnes qui ne sont pas de la profession et qui pourraient se sentir vis\u00e9s par les situations. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">En effet, certains mots n&rsquo;ont rien de choquant en soi, mais servent juste \u00e0 se moquer de l&rsquo;orthographe des parents (ou enfants). Et c&rsquo;est vraiment dommageable. Se moquer du contenu, pourquoi pas, mais rire des nombreuses fautes d&rsquo;orthographe me d\u00e9range. Nous ne connaissons pas le pass\u00e9 de ces parents, comment a \u00e9t\u00e9 leur scolarit\u00e9 ou s&rsquo;ils ont des troubles du langage \u00e9crit. C&rsquo;est vraiment le point faible de ce livre. Mettre en avant les carences scolaires des parents. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">En revanche, toute la partie qui s&rsquo;attarde sur les excuses trouv\u00e9es \u00e0 leurs enfants est excellente. Les parents regorgent d&rsquo;imagination pour expliquer pourquoi leur bambin p\u00e8te en classe, joue \u00e0 \u00ab\u00a0chat-bite\u00a0\u00bb, arrive en retard ou ne vient pas du tout &#8230; Certains mots sont d\u00e9daigneux et hautains (\u00ab\u00a0vous excuserez l&rsquo;absence de ma fille vu que vos profs ne font pas mieux\u00a0\u00bb), d&rsquo;autres sont audacieux mais courtois. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><em>C&rsquo;est un livre sympathique \u00e0 lire, le soir, quand vous avez besoin de vous vider la t\u00eate. 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